kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
therollingwhores: if i do not recieve some form of bacon in my dinner tonight nigga shit is going down
jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses literally the best post I have seen on this website
gcoky: mulinlust: gcoky: fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life i said it was fun not ethical
I need an ICEE right now Or a slurpee would suffice
malijuanastyles: I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on?
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
foreverstuckinsadness: wheniswarped: -annoying: you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk it’s like a different race or something But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr. Exactly^
The ice cream truck never comes down my street anymore :’( Come baaaaaack
Somebody should come to my city an go with me to Greek Fest since my friends already went with out me. PLEASE
Just a few features of my anxiety
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
meanplastic: Grandmas watchin Kim Kardashian’s sextape
best-of-funny: outrageou-s: dreamingfabio: radiobread2: my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with tea and two cookies and kissed me on the cheek i said that but my mom said “make sure you clean your room first” There are two kinds...
brittapperry: But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you
If you have a Vine and you’re not following Bonifa N TayTay I’m judging you
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com
wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
muffin-bitch: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people what the fuck you’re right
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
part of me wants to say “fuck you, you little fuckhole” but then again I wanna be like “Come here and hug me, GOD I MISS YOUR SMELL”